kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.

Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D

by Ballbuster July 09, 2013

kicked in the nuts

when someone uses thier foot to crush a mans nuts, quite possibly the most pinful thing eva. although usually administered by women hurts more if delivered by a male. can snap u out of strange states of mind.

i was sittin on the sofa, i told luke i thought he was hot, to snap me out of it he stretched out his leg and repeatedly kicked me in the nuts, it was painful but it made me like him more
kicked in the nuts

by nut kicked December 05, 2007

300 kick

An extremely hard kick straight to the chest, like the one King Leonidas does to the Persian messenger in the movie 300. Some people like to quote Leonidas saying "This is Sparta!" before they do it.

Jim: Eat my last chicken nugget, and receive a swift 300 kick to the chest.

James: (eats the nugget while giggling)

Jim: (stops his heart with a 300 kick)

by SamPick August 14, 2007

Drop Kick

1. To run at person, door, or inanimate object and jumping either of the ground or bench,table,chair.. etc in the air extending both legs so the body is parallel or horizontal to the ground and hitting the designated target usually breaking or knocking over the target with the kicker usually falling to the ground. Hence a drop kick.

Guy 1: "Dude I so wanna drop kick that freshman in the face"
Guy 2: "You should defiantly do it, dude"

by T.BiGGz September 10, 2006

kangaroo kick

The act by which someone is to forcefully kick another while utilizing both feet in the process.

Bernard was stuck in the cat house, and then Betsy kangaroo kicked him in the stomach.

by Efram May 17, 2008

kicking the bucket

Dying. Ending up dead. Turning into a corpse.

My uncle John ended up kicking the bucket last week, have to go to his shitty funeral tomorrow.

by Jackledead October 27, 2013

shotgun kick

A kick with both feet held together in the air, performed after a running jump. Usually occurs when the attacking party gets super pissed.

Ali shotgun kicked John in the face, because Ali is fucking insane.

by Baliztik November 18, 2004