idiot friendly

Something idiots can use with ease.

M: I am wondering what to get R for his birthday. He is such a klutz.

J: Get him the new *phone, it's real idiot friendly.

by clarakent December 9, 2011

Cool and Friendly

Cool and friendly means obese or overweight.

Man Kyle is so cool and friendly.

by span_ October 6, 2020

Friendly

The antithesis to Urban Dictionary or anywhere online.

friendly is not the internet

by ArlenWarlord November 7, 2021

friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.

Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops

by pandorasbox May 16, 2014

Friendly Hysteria

When you and your friend(s) do something collectively dumb or unnecessary for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"We really were suffering from Friendly Hysteria when we screamed and ran away from that guy in walmart."

by Vanillaicecubeeee March 8, 2021

Schrödinger's friendly

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.

BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.

by agoofymovie September 16, 2025

Friendly Neighborhood Sadist

C albert thought this is best described as a drugged, manipulated, vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a guy looking to pick up any one he could get back so he could trap them. Uses his alienation and hostage taking skills to force the her in compromising situations...this guy is a disgusting....truth is a friendly neighborhood sadist would be a slut, someone easy, a mark....so with that said you fail to accurately describe any Caren(beautiful crazy woman) I know....Carens are the magic yet flexible enough to be the magician, a Witch yet smart enough to be the Spell, often a Teacher but also the lesson needed.....Carens wouldn't be best described as unicorns, just not enough uniqueness..maybe a glowing unicorn with a sparkling glitter mane elevated by love, if a unicorn is a must it would be THAT GOOD..she is a friendly neighborhood sadist only if you rewrite a few dictionaries and relearn the ENGLISH language until that occurs she will be MAGIC

Caren is Magic this includes sadist to dominatrix, lover to loved, winner to won and amazing to me. Caren isn't some 2 bit friendly neighborhood sadist Charlie makes her out to be but her Magic lets him believe whatever he wants to believe while she remains the same. Asperger syndrome often keeps people from facing people they have wronged it requires a lot of patience and love to wait.

by Brian with an I not a why March 6, 2022