claytona beach

Claytona beach is a pretty litty person that is pretty good at baseball and is a really good friend. (Can you guys please publish this for his sake)

Claytona beach is pretty cool and fun to talk to.

by Sopy (pillow) May 23, 2019

Beach Nigger

any man or woman from an island country when in the summertime can be seen to buy food in a sandwich bag, big-boned or overtly taller and built/shaped/complexion as if they spent every waking minute on the beach .. usually drive automobiles without top or wrangler Jeep buggy that seats 4 and usually strikes on prom night

see someone walking in slides on late spring or summer night with wife beater (medium or small size a-shirt) say to self BEACH NIGGER

by iconoclast celebrity January 25, 2022

beach haven

the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.

Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!

Me: yea lol that place is THE shit

by damchicka March 12, 2018

Beach chicken

A seagull

Dude, check out the crazy beach chicken

by Jesus, not u February 26, 2017

Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

Dry beach

Dry beach is a beach that is like any normal beach with sand and beach chairs, but there is no access to water.
Which means that people sunbathing can never swim.

An example of a dry beach is the "clock tower beach" in Old Montreal, Canada. The beach is surrounded by a fence and is much higher than the Saint Lawrence River. So, people can not swim.

by Noa715 August 21, 2017

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021