Jesus

This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example

Oh I believe in Jesus the Sausage

by MemeGod2000000 November 14, 2018

Is it Jesus

Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.

Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?

by Jesus is here February 08, 2009

Jesus

A person who eats only cow shit for a diet

"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"

"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"

by Axelymwa February 01, 2022

jesus

toyhos

toyhos is jesus

by cyassiiherselflol October 01, 2021

jesus

The basketballer who takes all the game winning shots.

Ray Allen goes for the 3 and he got it. He has done that so many times, he is Jesus.

by anony23 April 30, 2009

Jesus

According to many, Jesus may or may not have existed. Yes, there may have been a Jesus of Nazareth that lived around 6 BCE-29 CE yet whether he was the 'son of god' is a debate only historians have yet to verify. I personally am no atheist, i am agnostic, but zeitgeist is right: Jesus is a piscean personification of Horus, the sun god of egypt, alongside dionysis, mithra, krishna, and many more.

They call me jesus, but i am not the historical jesus, just the jesus of this time, not the reincarnation because that would be blasphemy (lol!)

by Jesuswuzhere October 20, 2010

Jesus

Jesus is a good man who wanted the good of all, to lead the people of this world to his heavenly father and thought us how to be baptized because all he wanted was the peoples happiness and Gods too.

Jesus: i hope one day i can be like him.

by ashely04030 January 27, 2016