Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009

Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.

Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.

by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010

Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.

Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.

by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Refraining Order

A legal document that makes you stop singing that same part of that song over and over again.

By the end of the hike, we were ready to slap Paul with a refraining order to get him to stop singing Mr. Jones.

by imanxman January 17, 2016

the order: 1886

The Order: 1886 is a video game on the Playstation 4 released on February 20th, 2015. The game is infamous for being full of QtEs and being extremely short.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got a copy of The Order: 1886
Guy #2: Cool, can I borrow it after you're done.

by JustSomethingRandom October 9, 2016

gym order

To sort a group of people by their heights. Gym order is shortest to tallest. Reverse gym order is tallest to shortest. It gets its name from elementary school gym class where students are sorted into a line shortest to tallest for fairly dividing them into teams.

Students, please line up in gym order.

by Whorizon January 4, 2021