imanxman's definitions

tartent

The visible result of getting an erection while wearing a kilt.

While everyone was sporting their family tartans, Graham was clearly sporting a tartent.

by imanxman September 23, 2015

Refraining Order

A legal document that makes you stop singing that same part of that song over and over again.

By the end of the hike, we were ready to slap Paul with a refraining order to get him to stop singing Mr. Jones.

by imanxman January 17, 2016