Obesycle

A specially adapted mobility scooter used by the severely overweight obese whilst shopping in large stores. Or used as a general alternative to walking either through laziness or medical necessity.

look at that fat in the candy aisle on their obesycle

by Danthef#*ngman September 9, 2013

OBEAST

A very fat gluttonous person.

As a result of over eating, the family became obeast

by maciam November 5, 2013

Obeast

When your height/weight ratio would normally make you "obese", but you are really in good shape

Kenneth - "Chas, this BMI calculator says at 6'1" and 230lbs, I'm obese! But, I'm in the best shape of my life"
Chas - "more like obeast!"

by racerrob January 28, 2015

Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

Obese

Melony across the street. Super fat, fake, dark orange tan, small car that she has to squeeze in.

Obese people need to lose weight.

by Howdeethereperson August 3, 2016

Obesus

The art of not two dinners not being sufficient so a third dinner must be consumed thus turning you into Lord Obesus

Did you see Matthew today? After his third lunch he full on turned into Obesus.

by ManFlesh3991 June 22, 2016

Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016