notepad

The term, originated in Minneapolis, is used to describe people who have a bunch of randomly poorly done tattoos on their body. Their body looks like a notepad.

Have you seen Nikki Swan's tattoos? Yeah, her body looks like a notepad of bad ideas.

by mrrightsville July 10, 2017

lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.

Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.

by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

noterday

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.

Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

Noted.

When used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. Does not convey any emotion or opinion.

"My new cell # is 555-1234"
"Noted."

by Difffy February 22, 2010

samsung note7

The samsung fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it explodes.

person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung note7."
person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"
person 1:" and play games."

by elitehaxser January 7, 2017

G noted

The one fucking note that starts "Welcome to the Black Parade" and will cause every existing emo, ex-emo, or repressed emo within a 20 mile radius to lose their shit, scream the lyrics, and cry with the edge and angst of a million 8th graders.

I fucking swear Rylan do that shit again and you're getting G noted

by Thrift Store Gucci September 7, 2019

take notes

this is said when a topic comes up in a conversation and you want to point out someone who needs to learn how to do it.

“Jared needs to take notes on the way that guy is asking a girl out.”

by abirrrgale May 10, 2018