Myspexual

Addicted to Myspace in such a way, you friends and parents think you are sexually attracted to it.

Jamie You've been on my space checking your homepage for picture comments for five hours! I think you might be Myspexual.

by Emma Tom April 30, 2007

myspace terms

Set of words used to describe how close you are to someone else. If you know someone enough to add them on myspace, then you are in myspace terms.

#1: I met a guy yesterday, but we only said hi and talked for one second
#2: I see...
#1: Do you think we're on myspace terms yet?

by humans are scary May 28, 2006

Myspace

Absolute ghost-town of a social network

In 8 years time:
Person 1: Add me on myspace
Person under the age of 20: What's myspace?

by Muzikman_127 March 14, 2011

myspace

an amazingly addivtive "place for friends". most of your friends had one so you thought it would be cool to join also, while doing this you take pictures of your half-haked self in front of a bathroom mirror. after having myspace for about a month you realize that you tend to check it every 5 minutes. Myspace allows you to put different "display names" that are on top of you default picture. only losers on myspace change their display name along with the picture. Myspace has "whore trains" something that allows you to have as many friends as you please by posting pointless bullitens. Myspace claims to be a great way to meet friends, but it is more like a great way to meet stalkers. Alot of people add friends just for the sake of having more friends than the other person. Also when you first join myspace, you have your first friend who is Tom--you will initially think he is a stalker but no he is just the creator.

Don't get a myspace its too addictive. You can easily meet a stalker there.

by lambxxluvr April 18, 2006

myspacethetically

pertaining to myspace

When she described herself as 'more to love', she was speaking myspacethetically.

by paul lavra, NOT November 15, 2006

myspace spot

The spot in ones vision that appears when they have taken countless pictures of themselves. Progressive forms of the condition are found in groups (especially groups of girls).

person 1:"What's wrong with your vision?"
person 2:"I don't know"
person 1:"Wait a second, I saw your myspace and it has like 50 pictures of yourself in the same relative location. Have you been taking alot of pictures of yourself?"
person 2:"Um, yeah"
person 1:"I'm sorry, you've got myspace spot..."
person 2:"NOOOOOOOO!!"

by Thackeray November 5, 2007

myspace

You know those freaks that used to only come out at night? Yeah, they're on the web now and they brag about how many friends they have. They're all ugly, emo, fat, disgusting, 14-year-old whores who do those famous camera-trick-shot-things to make themselves look more fabulously slutty than they really are so people like Brian Peppers can kidnap them and molest them. Not his fault, though, they asked for it for being so whorish. Most don't change facial expressions. All are stupid and deserve to die. Except for Joe Don Baker. He's cool. When dealing with a hordes of myspace junkies it's a good idea to bring your own weapons. Be sure to use caution around myspace addicted whores, your safety is not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.

Myspace turdburglar: "Lol, I have 9,344,323 friends on myspace!"
Sane Person: "O rly?"
Myspace turdburglar: "Ya rly, you should sign up for a myspace!"
Sane Person: "Why should I sign up for yourspace when I have my own personal space. Your stupidity is leaking into it. BEGONE!" *PUNCH*
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "OW! I'm gonna write a nasty blog about you and have my elevendy-billion friends comment on how you're a pansy because you don't have a myspace."
Sane Person: "I thought you said you had 9,344,323 friends."
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "I'm sure more people want to be friends since I last logged in three minutes ago." *leaves to write angry blog*
Sane Person: "Turd Burglar. I hope he eats a bag of hell."
Joe Don Baker: Where can I find me some bacon, butter, pancakes, steak, eggs, cheese, fries, cheesy fries, pizza, beer, hamburgers, butter, chili dogs, chili-cheese fries, fried chicken, waffles, corn dogs, an orange covered, with some beer and more butter?

by Peppy April 12, 2006