Mushroom Tip

The head of a penis.

Vas deferens

The man's mushroom tip went flaccid when he saw the festering sore on Tony's rectum.

penis

by Frosteetoes September 7, 2014

butt mushrooms

The cellulite filled poc marks on an old womans ass. They somewhat resemble a bag of cottage cheese.

"Your mom has serious butt mushrooms".

by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 2, 2006

mushroom helmet

The end part of a mans penis which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.

Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*

by GirlSkater May 2, 2004

Dirty Mushroom

When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.

That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom

by zack dazuk July 7, 2011

mushroom taco

an extremely ugly girl that looks like a man

"seriously dude, why are you dating that mushroom taco?"

by skyman235 April 1, 2010

Mushroom Fart

A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.

1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?

2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.

by Kearemme August 16, 2014

Mushroom Surprise

The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.

God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.

by Bill45421 May 22, 2006