Popcorn Muscles

A weak bodypart.

Will Waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.

by JC Chaze January 20, 2009

"v" muscle

Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"

Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.

Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.

Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!

Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.

by Poopscootch May 11, 2014

Popcorn Muscles

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.

"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter

by ninedeuce March 28, 2009

Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

America muscle

Think american muscle is cool. Try Australian muscle! V8's forever!!!!!

brrrrrrrrrrrr look at that holden!

by loops December 2, 2004

rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz October 23, 2011