mofotard

pretty much means exactly as it says, this refers to a person who has the personality qualities of both a mofo (motherfucker) and a mentally retarded person.

he was aware that he had promised her he would return at 11:00am, and even though it was 1:30pm, mitchell was still not back, and he waited another 45 minutes to call her.

it can be said that mitchell's inconsiderate and irresponsible actions made him a mofotard.

by scapegirl February 20, 2025

mootastrophe

When she's having a bad day and a full on tantrum but she's a full on 100% cow

1 "Oh did you see M the other day? She's had a proper breakdown"

2 "Nah, she's had a mootastrophe"

by MiteshC1 March 4, 2025

moot

short of mutual, moot simply means someone that you've followed on social media that also follows you! usually, moot or mutual is used in a positive, almost friend-like manner.

A: One of my moots deactivated their account today
B: Oh no!! That's too bad.
A: Yeah - we were good moots, too...

by deadimino June 27, 2025

Moot Miner

A person who goes down on a girl.

Someone who’s really good at eating out a woman.

Hey Steve, Jessica just told me that Ashley thinks that you’re the best she’s ever had. She said that you’re a professional Moot Miner!

by Meesal July 19, 2025

moot

mouth toot

i accidentally mooted when i was drinking from my water bottle

by zaglo July 29, 2025

monotesticleness

its when a guy only has one ball in his sack

hey, look at sarah, she's got monotesticleness!

by mycockismassive123 November 20, 2025

Mooted

In modern Egyptian Arabic slang, it can sound like "mawt" (موت), meaning "death," or be used humorously as "to die for," but it's also related to the English online slang for "mutuals" (moots) from Arabic roots

It also means the extreme jealousy anger and pain one metaphorically screams when they are the cuckold or the one left out of a sexual, sacred right, object of pleasure, partner or desire. With their eyes or actions. Like one male being uncircumcised and one being CUT.

Genesis 17, where God established a covenant with Abraham (then Abram), making circumcision the permanent sign of this promise for his descendants. At 99, Abraham circumcised himself, his 13-year-old son Ishmael, and all males in his household, signifying their inclusion in God's covenant for eternal blessing and as a mark of devotion

My village elders mooted on foreskin now I numb and I get jealous when I think how other boys get to play in sensitivity. All work no play.

by SummerSaver December 17, 2025