Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks

"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."

by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011

monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
it caught in a flash

a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son

The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

The zombies were having fun the party had just begun they did the mash they did the monster mash

by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006

monster clit

1. An oversized clitoris "clit". Noticable from cunnilings.

1. Dude, Jamie had a monster clit man.

by Pattyblades September 9, 2008

monster hunter

The most badass game ever created by anyone ever. Due to its high learning curve and difficult nature, it has been shunned by many. However, there are several faithful fans that refuse to take shit from these people.

1: Hey man, wanna /r/ in /b/ with us?
2: liek, too busy playing Monster hunter
2: soz

by DigitalHearts January 10, 2008

Monster Pop

After purchasing a Mega Monster Energy drink from your local 7-11, it's the popping sound you hear when you first twist open the bottle. This sound is created during the event of an 'all nighter'. It is typically associated with college students and all night studying, writing a paper they perhaps put off all semester, or insomniacs.

Billy: *POP* "Dive! Did someone just get shot?!"
Skyler: "Nah dude, that was a monster pop."

by Dah-veed May 10, 2010

sea monster

This is a slang word for a female in the Navy made popular by males in the Navy in San Diego. Usually a sea monster is one of the few girls on a ship full of guys. She usually isn't very hot, but thinks shes really hot because she gets hit on 24/7. She might be a slut. You might find her hot and then she becomes uglier as you get to know her better. She usually isn't very nice, usually bitter because of the way some guy did her previously. She might be a dyke, sometimes females in the Navy end up hating males and they end up rug munchers.

Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:

Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"

Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"

Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"

sea monster

by blackshirts 420 March 1, 2010

3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006