Pot-mobile

A device used to smoke marijuana. ie. Bong, pipe, zig zags, vaporizer, hookah, bubblers, buckets, blunts, gas mask, etc.

Dude, hook that pot-mobile up.

by jon M January 29, 2005

Chode Mobile

A small, stumpy, run down car designed to barely fit a crew of chode like individuals. A chode mobile can usually be distinguished by having a smell of extreme chode B.O., ripped up car seats, and atleast one broken door handle.

Hey Geezychode, the chode crew wants lunch, can we take the Chode Mobile.

Muffin will drive your chode Mobile.

by kermup January 6, 2008

T-Mobiled

Verb meaning to fail to deliver a product or service in epic proportion.

Hey, Billy, did you hear I got stranded at the mall last night? Yeah, the public transit company ran out of diesel fuel for all their buses and T-Mobiled. Some people walked home, but I just hung out hoping they would restore service someday.

by OmegaBobGuy October 15, 2009

Mailbox Mobbin'

The act of going around a neighborhood, usually in a vehicle of some kind, and using a variety of objects, primarily pumpkins, to fuck up some people's mailboxes.

Hey Kevin, guess what we did last night." "What Cameron?" "We went mailbox mobbin' and totally fucked some nigga's shit up. Cost $1500 in damages that they can't pay with all that child support!

by Camelspoon October 21, 2010

Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

mobile legends

A scummy disgusting shit bag rip off mobile app that copied League of Legends for everything they have.

James: Did you hear the news about Mobile Legends: Bang Bang?
Mary: Yeah, fuck that! League of Legends is life!

by ilovejesusmore July 12, 2017