midnight memories

70's term for late night/early morning sex.

My wife and I never slept, We were too busy making midnight memories.

by codered3453 January 10, 2014

midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi February 2, 2006

Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

by Mopery January 1, 2012

midnight meat train

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.

"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."

by ButterNuts March 10, 2008

Midnight

An african american which is so dark that it cannot be seen during the night.

Wesley Snipes is some kind of midnight nig.

That midnight stole my t.v. while i was watching it.

by Shit on my dick November 8, 2008

Midnight Cowboy

A Midnight Cowboy is a male prostitute.

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021