shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 12, 2009

Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011

mitties

plain and simple... man titties.

My english teacher gots some mitties.

by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009

Finn Minute

1. A unit of time equal to 10 minutes of real time.
2. Used to describe time taken by Tim Finn to perform tasks.

"He said he would be only 20 min and its been an hour, he is taking Finn Minutes."

by Ed Crane April 21, 2005

20 minutes

An indefinite unit of time.

About the time it takes to do something.

-"When is the exterminator arriving to get rid of those ants?"
-"In about 20 minutes"

by FlagyMcFlay July 26, 2019

Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

by G Lo August 5, 2004

New York Minute

A split second; a turnaround.

<i>In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
Things can get pretty strange
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute</i>

"New York Minute" by The Eagles

by Hiroshi Nakano July 12, 2005