by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008
Get the jailbait milfmug. MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)
milf-mobile - Milf transporter
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)
milf-mobile - Milf transporter
by Gerry June 30, 2004
Get the MILF Mobilemug. by Alan T Ftw October 6, 2006
Get the milf weedmug. by Chemical Sam June 16, 2009
Get the Milf Centralmug. A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.
Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
by MidgetPorn April 11, 2010
Get the Office Milfmug. Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
At the gym.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010
Get the MILF Wreckermug. by anonymous369 October 10, 2005
Get the milf and cookiesmug.