Michael

Your name, or a friend/enemy of yours, and you looked it up just to see it praised/downed for your pleasure. And if you got this using the random word generator, go away, nobody welcomed you
Yeah I see you Michael from san fransisco. Put a hat on, your hairline is awful.
by Some other random guy August 14, 2018
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Michael

Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.
Michael used to love me, then he met her...
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Michael is the type of guy you will fall for instantly and be fooled. He may seem like he likes you but he doesn't. He flirts with other girls and probably plays sports like baseball. He is probably one of the more popular people in school and all he does is think of himself. Don't get involved with a Michael he will drive you crazy.
Ugh look at that guy Michael he is such a fool.
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Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
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That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
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Michael

amazing abs and great hair. cocky asf
He had amazing abs... is that a Michael
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good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him
he has nice abs... must be a Michael
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