mortal combat

when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.

John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...

by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011

Morta

Big Penis - La Morta
You loose in a big time - te metieron la morta

ohh! You have a Big Morta

by Morta Dela May 7, 2004

Devan Mortenson

A Fuckin QUiter

ANy sport

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Mortal Pain

Mortal Pain is a post punk, industrial noise rock outfit formed in 1996 by consistent members John Stone and Dustin Portesi. Utilizing any and every means to achieve the bastardized auditory sound known as music, the group has, over the years, run into slight controversy as well as both shared the stage with and befriended industrial music forerunners KMFDM.

Did you hear the latest Mortal Pain? It was like listening to a jet engine starting up in the midst of a nuclear holocaust, and I loved it!

by Jasper Palmer July 7, 2009

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

Mortard

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016

Petit Mort

A small death.

As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.

by Hector July 16, 2003