MANCONI

He's a fucking beast, with a nice penis and every girl wants him but hes always naked. chris has a nice pussy. and like himself the mj and beer and beef jerky and boxin and paintball.

look at that manconi, i want him soo badly.

by FPSCHRIS August 4, 2007

maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.

Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!

by Lee-ann December 5, 2007

malcolm

An amazing guy, nice, funny, so fucking attractive! All the girls love him, he is awesome, and just a plain out popular person.

Malcolm is just cool

by Malcolmc216 December 14, 2017

Clare Maloney

A french saying for a person who has jaundice and or plays games that kill little cute animals.

"The mass murder is Clare Maloney"
"Fred, the psychopath, was a Clare Maloney"

by themasterofdisguse222 December 28, 2008

Malcolm in the Middle

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.

Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.

by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007

malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay

Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.

by Drakodelta January 29, 2015

Malcolm

He's kinda like a mess, little high little low, he's been bullied a bit. Has PTSD can be a nice guy. Always got his niggas backs. Always gives advice like an old man and acts kinda like one. But he can turn fucking nuts when people piss him off

Jansen :Bro, I failed maths

Malcolm: Don't worry bro, I get ya a drink on the house. You can definitely improve don't fret over it too much

Some random guy : Wanna fight?

Innocent kid:No..
Malcolm: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYNA DO YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLYING KIDS, PICK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE

by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018