Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.

Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.

by Pookiebear1111111111 December 16, 2011

Master Balling

When you masturbate to Pokemon.

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.

by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014

Master Wheeler

A male that is very successful with women with any aprouch. No matter how good looking he is, he always gets his women single or attached. Also a male maybe called a master wheeler by his male friends in a sarcastic way if he constantly makes his friends look bad. He brings down the group of males desirability by acting stupied dressing funny and scaring away women. Also he is negative towards his friends that are trying to pick women up.

An example of a calling a male a master wheeler, in a sarcastic way is a male that is making stupid comments, bringing up past mishaps that make others look bad and ruin there chances of picking up women. An example of a master wheeler is a male that has no trouble picking up women,he is always confident with out a shadow of a doubt. He never puts his friends down and is also a fairly good wingman if u don't mess with his game.

by Co-op Student February 11, 2014

masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

by Hylindar September 2, 2014

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Master Catfisher

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.

She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017