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Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.
by Gosha July 28, 2008
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Levona is that kind of girl that get hit on literally every day. She has this obvious kind of beauty that makes all of the guys (and some lesbians) turn their head.
She’s a good listener and will try to give you always the best advise, even though it can sometimes be the worst advise you’ve ever heard.
A Levona is a kind of person with a lot of weird principles and ideas, and she’s always sure that she is right. Even though most of times she’s so very wrong
The Levona will always look for a way to pick a fight, or at least to begin a discussion. She’s always looking for ways to prove she’s better and superior than you, but there is no reason to get pissed by it, because that’s just the way she is.
It’s in her nature.
Sometimes, the Levona will make a new statement, of something she’ll never do- for instance- driving through a fast lane. But, notice this: after a while, she’ll pretend as if she never made that kind of statement and will try to prove you wrong by telling you she never said such a thing, whilst DRIVING THROUGH A FAST LANE.
In tha.
That said, Levona also makes a wonderful friend. She’ll give you food when you’re hungry, she’ll listen to you whining about you’re stupid little problems while you’re on your period.
Their a rare kind, the levonas. When you find one, keep her close. She’s gonna be you very best friend and you dearest soul mate. Don’t fall for her lame tricks though.
She’ll drive you so crazy, but is worth it.
She’s a good listener and will try to give you always the best advise, even though it can sometimes be the worst advise you’ve ever heard.
A Levona is a kind of person with a lot of weird principles and ideas, and she’s always sure that she is right. Even though most of times she’s so very wrong
The Levona will always look for a way to pick a fight, or at least to begin a discussion. She’s always looking for ways to prove she’s better and superior than you, but there is no reason to get pissed by it, because that’s just the way she is.
It’s in her nature.
Sometimes, the Levona will make a new statement, of something she’ll never do- for instance- driving through a fast lane. But, notice this: after a while, she’ll pretend as if she never made that kind of statement and will try to prove you wrong by telling you she never said such a thing, whilst DRIVING THROUGH A FAST LANE.
In tha.
That said, Levona also makes a wonderful friend. She’ll give you food when you’re hungry, she’ll listen to you whining about you’re stupid little problems while you’re on your period.
Their a rare kind, the levonas. When you find one, keep her close. She’s gonna be you very best friend and you dearest soul mate. Don’t fall for her lame tricks though.
She’ll drive you so crazy, but is worth it.
“Levona, stop harassing me”
“Levona, cut the shit”
“Oh god, have you seen Levona? That girl is gonna be my future wife.”
“Ugh, that levona, why does she always get all of the boys?”
“Levona, cut the shit”
“Oh god, have you seen Levona? That girl is gonna be my future wife.”
“Ugh, that levona, why does she always get all of the boys?”
by Elioelioelio June 9, 2020
Get the Levona mug.A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!
by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009
Get the Lemon Cobbler mug.(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
Get the lemonade launcher mug.1. A person that uses natural ingredients, instead of chemical products, to clean and deordorize the house.
2. A person that actually believes that the natural stuff works better then clorox or febreeze.
2. A person that actually believes that the natural stuff works better then clorox or febreeze.
by youknowwhoitisdontyou February 12, 2010
Get the Lemon Slice Lady mug.A drink made from Lemons and Vodka enjoyed by arrogant assholes in and around the area of Menlo Park, CA. Lemoncillo can apparently only be made one way. Made perfectly in Menlo Park.
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