LDK

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis. An homage to lapdanceking82, a poster at TUSCL (the ultimate strip club list) that has been a tireless advocate of the practice!

I'm a little embarrassed that a LDK'ed after a single lap dance but that stripper was uber-hot!

by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

lds

ld's is last drags on a fag

hey m8 can i have lds plz m8. safe

by NOADY March 9, 2008

LDS

1. An acronym representing a role-play character from the now defunct chat site, Live Universe.

2. An acronym representing the same role-play character from definition 1, only on other RPG chat sites.

Oh look, it's LDS up there on her platinum throne.

by Jan P. December 3, 2004

l(D_Orange

The most Gosu playa on Starcraft eva.

Dude U just got PWNED by l(D_Orange

by Ryan October 23, 2003

B.L.D.

A term invented by Rob in the Can't Hang Van.

B.L.D. is a single meal for the day (typical on the road)

Breakfast Lunch Dinner

This McDowell's will be my B.L.D.

by canthang January 20, 2011

lDamnation

Being anonymously ridiculed over the internet.

I was ldamnated by guy named john 2.

"You're" sentenced to eternal ldamnation.

by William Cybriwsky February 13, 2006

LDFM

Stands for Little Douchey Fag Man. Most likely associated with jerks that blow you off or your ex boyfriend that broke up with you for absolutely no reason.

That jerk that blows you off is a LDFM. His is a Fag, acts like a Douche, and probably has a Little penis.

by XoMs.RightXo July 26, 2011