Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

LAMP

Laughing at my problems

I’m lamping.

by flzvdb January 28, 2021

Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

by salmonella2 January 31, 2021

lamp

Super cool or extremely rad

Wow Jamie’s hair is hella lamp

by cooolllgirls237191 February 15, 2021

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

Lamp

A miss spelt way of saying lmao

Person 1: "I fell out my bed this morning"

Person 2: "Lamp"

by Silvx April 18, 2021

Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP

Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021