Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

kurt

a real nigga who loves to eat cock on a wednesday

that big guy over is the biggest kurt ever

by elbinonibba21 May 14, 2024

kurt worley

A small penis gay ass faggot

Wow what a Kurt Worley

by Mlghotdog123456789 September 3, 2016

kurt cobian

a very talented person...

Kurt Cobian is the greatest legend of all time

by wetfart666 January 27, 2021

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Kurt Cobain

Kurt WAS the lead singer of the first grunge band nirvana until Courtney made his eyes blue

Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide

Hey Dave why doesn’t Kurt Cobain drive.
Why?
He would rather ride shotgun!

by Justburrito_ April 9, 2023