Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡
by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020
by KobeVans March 29, 2020
kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
by akai November 26, 2021
a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.
i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.
by babsohboy December 20, 2016
Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019
Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!
"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
by osteoarthritis March 11, 2022
He is a basic asian to perm his hair and eat like i pig, he tries to get his dog to suck his peen on the daily. he can’t get girls because he smells too bad.
by hoe ass nig December 01, 2019