Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo
by @xsky July 18, 2022
Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡
by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020
by KobeVans March 29, 2020
kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
by akai November 26, 2021
a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.
i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.
by babsohboy December 20, 2016
Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019
Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!
"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
by osteoarthritis March 11, 2022