Someone who steals only to then trade for something much lesser in value as to which its almost given away.
They're such a kleptocluck.
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by Parker Paulson April 20, 2022
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by ThinkinginIowa April 28, 2022
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-He made fun of everyone, made a mess, and how did he manage to get out of the situation?
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-He made fun of everyone, made a mess, and how did he manage to get out of the situation?
+ He's a true Kerto.
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