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Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
by JDZD January 26, 2022
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flibbity jibbit

An insult that means you have an autistic cousin with a failed circumcision
by Yonker August 30, 2022
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Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
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a silly goose whos a silly little willy, also the lyrics for a song called (the ruler of everything - tally hall)

please go listen

PLEASE.
person 1: hey dawg uh whats that one song that goes "do u hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber-"

person 2: ruler of everything?

person 1: oh yea- wanna listen together?

person 2: yea! that would be silly! /pos
by mushroomkingdom January 8, 2024
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new age jibberish

the most inhumaine cult in the world lives in perth

use - to torture
effect - unknown at this time but we can confirm ita negative for the victim
invented by -

those who speak this language have increased in number since starting again after a brief break
dont forget

tryna brainwash me to think im their friend
new age jibberish - you cant make out the words of their sentence and therefore derive no meaning about what they have said

they will say some words clear which is a delude of for and against
their behaviour language is also jibberish
i guess its because they groom very sick young women with layers of tortures
i think is involved in some way with whatever they drug me with. well i know he is unless he got out.
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jongling the jibbles

The act of playing with your ballsack in a pleasing manner
'How's you and your wife?'
'Oh its perfect, shes been jongling the jibbles'
by coq-au-vin August 22, 2024
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