Jared

Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.

Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."

by Dr. Dutch Evil April 18, 2006

Jared

A good name that his been ruined by that pedophile from subway.

Girl: What's your name?
Guy: Jared.
Girl: Oh, like that pedo from subway?

by Super Nigger Faggot September 22, 2018

Jayda

ok, a jayda is a like a imaginarie friend because she is so fun to hangout with. When one of her best friends are down she will make them happy (by her weiredness) if any guy ends up with her THATS ONE LUCKY GUY Jayda makes the world bright. Thank you.! your the best friend ever!!!! evon tho we have are ups and downs we still ahve the best time ever!

Guy1- WOW WHO IS THAT!!!!!!
guy2- thats is a jayda she is smoking hott
GUY1 - that is true!

by who on December 6, 2018

Jaedon

Jaedon is a very loyal, passionate, smart, funny, talented, outgoing guy. He will treat you like a princess and always has a big heart. He is the right person to give you advice when you are sad. You can tell him anything and he will understand. If I were to pick one person I would be together with, it'd be him. I cannot last a day without him and I'm thankful I met him. Nobody can replace him, even if you'd give me 9 million dollars.

A person with a big personality would be named Jaedon.

by Your.Secret.Admirer.-. January 24, 2020

Anam Javed

A Pakistani girl living in Melbourne who is kind and intelligent, and gorgeous too, but does not know it.

I wish she was as cool yet humble as Anam Javed.

by hoolahoop123 January 9, 2014

Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Jayadeep

Jayadeep is the most savage indian person you will ever meet. He is a legend at GTA 5 and has a full 10 car garage. He likes to play outside with his friends and go to bed late. Jayadeep has a head that's shape got it's inspiration from a potato. He loves to get good grades and ask people who don't have the same grades as him or higher if they want to work at McDonald's. If you touch him wrong he growls and attacks. Be careful when communicating with a Jayadeep!

Bro Jayadeep is a CEO in GTA 5 and is a straight A student, what a legend!

by Whatd that January 20, 2018