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Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.
I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.
by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010
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Italian Poncho

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"
by jvsmb April 10, 2012
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The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse
I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza
by Trashman May 31, 2019
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italian sister

When you receive a blowjob from a dude in the dark with a mustache but it doesn't count as being gay because you cannot see it.
Last night I got an Italian sister from Frank.
by The real White Fury October 9, 2017
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Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!
Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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Italian Fountain

The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.
My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!
by Sic D August 6, 2015
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italian mob

the italian mob is from arndell anglican college year 6 dinner dance 2017 where 'Ethan Fraser' slicked his hair back like his from the italian mob
guy 1: have you seen that guy 'Ethan Fraser'

guy 2: yeah i heared that he's in the italian mob

guy 1 and guy 2: *start making out thinking of him*
by adam hasanovic March 4, 2019
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