MRE Cookies

a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies

Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!

by Post_amerika February 11, 2009

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

cookie crisp

A delicious chocolatey cookie cereal

At first you taste the chocolate, then you taste the cookie, then the crisp, then the corn.

by Anne February 9, 2004

cookie dough

What a femboi fox's ass tastes like

Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?

by a can of arizona iced tea September 26, 2018

The Cookie Game

A group of males gather around a cookie and all masturbate as quickly as they can, aiming at the cookie. The last person to cum if forced to eat the cookie.

I would rather kill myself than lose at the Cookie Game

by T--Money August 28, 2006

cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

Check out the cookie duster on Brad!

by Dave July 17, 2005

Oreo Cookie

Self explanitory, Black on the outside, white on the inside. A black guy that acts white.

"Wow, my cousin and my siters ex-boyfriend were Oreo Cookies"

by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005