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international man of leisure

A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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internet explorer

Software eclusivly developed for the purpose of pulling the internet backwards in time to the stone age,

While at the same time filling int with more security holes then a swiz cheese.
Yay! internet explorer just got support for transparency in png files!...
5-7 years after everyone else....

Oh and its only absolute transparency not alpha value!

Hmmm... maybe in another 5-7 years...
by Whaaaaaaag!!!.. September 7, 2009
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Internet Wrestling Community

Internet Wrestling Community (IWC for short). One of the biggest cop out phrases in all of wrestling. Newsflash, if you are online and looking at this definition and are a wrestling fan, even if you only watch WWE, YOU ARE THE IWC. This is not 1997 where less than 20 percent of wrestling fans have internet access, this is the 2010's where 99 percent of fans have access online. So if you are a wrestling fan, have online access, talk about wrestling at all on any website forum or YouTube, guess what, YOU ARE THE INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY.

What those elitist fans (smarks) should be called is Internet Smarks, because IWC is such a copout and if you are talking about the elitist and say the Internet Wrestling Community, you are in fact saying that 99 percent of wrestling fans are elitist pricks.
Jason: Scott, you members of the Internet Wrestling Community are all the same.
Scott: IWC is such a copout, and I'm not even a smark
Jason: you go online and talk about pro wrestling
Scott: You do too, so what's your point?
Jason: My point is that you are a member of the Internet Wrestling Community
Scott: So are you, if you have access to the internet and talk about wrestling online, you are the IWC.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 17, 2010
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internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.
"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."
by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007
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internet diva

Internet Diva (noun) A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale.

An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.
Yo man, that PinkPowerRanger skank thinks she's all that, she's a true Internet Diva
by Taleb October 1, 2007
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international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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Internet Bum

A person who spends most of their life on the internet,doing such things as bloging,watching porn,making, 'n00bie vids' on YouTube, or making weird words on Urban Dictionary,l33ting, ECT.
dude: Last night i made two Vlogs on youtube,and watched some anal domination vids,and spamed sone sick dog to all my n00bies

dudette:*scoff* your such an internet bum
by LOLZER828 January 19, 2009
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