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space docking

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
"Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"
by cyberpimp April 22, 2006
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space pirates

Children's show in the UK, made famous by Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles. Has incredibly catchy theme song.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Space Pirates?"
Person 2: "EVERYBODY SING! NA NA NA NA NAA, SPACE PIRATES"
by Jaaames January 15, 2008
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Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.
"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"
by Brad McBro June 17, 2016
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Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.
Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"
by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008
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ball space

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.
"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"
by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013
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Gay space

The term given to the seat(s) that must be left empty between you and another male if you're going to see a movie with at least 1 other male friend, so that it doesn't look like you're both 2 homosexuals on a date.
Dude 1: Hey let's sit here!
Dude 2: Um yeah ok move over a seat bro we gotta have gay space.
by run_dcm July 20, 2012
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Space Twinkie

Just a very akward term to discribe a penis.
by PinataPrick6969666 December 20, 2020
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