Daniel

Daniel is a kind of person who acts like a little kid and likes to run into parked cars. He is really stupid and doesn't give a shit about anything. He always wears a hat and is always retarded. Daniel is about 3 foot and 5 inches.

Man 1: Did you see Daniel this morning.
Man 2: Yeah he ran into a fucking car bro.
Man 1: Yeah and the car was fucking parked.
Man 2: I know he is super retarded.

by DumbAss11111 January 13, 2020

Daniel

A litteral man whore who will fuck anything that walks.

Daniel is a white fat ass whore.

by Oopsiewoopsie September 6, 2020

Daniel

Daniel is a very good basketball player. He will most likely steal your girl. Daniel is a good friend who is funny and good at NBA2K22.

Wow daniel just carried me in basketball. He greens everything i cant guard him

by OliverCantGetRebounds October 10, 2021

Danieled

When you’re handcuffed behind your back, and you give the arresting officer a revers reach-around.

As Officer Mikayla was handcuffing me I told him they were too tight, as he came in to loosen them I Danieled him!

by Officer Mikayla December 30, 2020

Daniel

he is a retarded monkey that deserves every insult that is given to him

guy 1 did you hear daniel

guy 2 yeah he is a retarded monkey that deserves every insult that is given to him

by abcdeheubhf937ht9e48h8 October 15, 2023

Daniel

A kid who is Mexican, thinks he’s columbian, and sucks at video games. He fucks his 7 year old sister and he is adopted.

Daniel, shut the fuck up ur gay.

by danny_wegman January 1, 2019

Daniel

A simp

Daniel is a simp

by I’m at ur moms house August 24, 2020