Horse Rape 

When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.

IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.

Horse Rape by Dustin Mislan January 2, 2009

horse beans 

Pellets of accumulated smegma (a/k/a "cheese") situated in the urethral diverticulum area in the glans (head) or inside the sheath of a horse's penis. If not removed regularly, can become painful and infectious. a/k/a/ "stallion beans".

When cleaning the horse's sheath, we were careful to remove the horse beans.

horse beans by rangerthehorse September 17, 2007

horse jizz 

This is hands down the best drink known to man. I personally like to give it to the Ho’s at the bar after a long night of drinking.

1 part beer of choice
1 part of milk or cream

Pour milk or cream into the bottom half of a pilsner glass. Slowly add beer on top taking special care not to mix the two. For decoration add a few splashes of milk/cream on top of the beer for the “Peter North” effect. Then just sit back and enjoy the jizzy goodness.

Problem: Damn this Fuggo bitch wont get off my nutz.

Solution: So i bought her a drink. After she slams this horse jizz, bitch will be in the bathroom puking her ass off.

Problem solved.

horse jizz by suede bubba schizzle the street baptist September 15, 2006

Horse Head in the Bed 

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

Horse Head in the Bed by jeffye September 10, 2011

horse feathers 

A politically correct substitute for horseshit.

That is a pile of horse feathers.

horse feathers by Adam Henry July 14, 2005

horse and rider 

When a thin pretty girl travels around with or socializes with a fat ugly girl.

"Check out that horse and rider going into the club across the street"

horse and rider by DoorGuy June 11, 2004

horse fucking

the act of sexual intercourse in such an extreme and brutal manner that it is reminiscent of the shameless, horrible, bucking, snorting, hair pulling, biting style in which equines mate.

Ned: Hey dude, did ya get laid?
Ed: Due, I was horse fucking that bitch til she was ripped apart, screaming in agony, and still begging for more. I don't make love, my dorky friend, I horse fuck 'em.

horse fucking by afterbirtha September 3, 2009