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Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.
Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"
by ProTip September 8, 2011
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hobo chug

Drinking an alcoholic beverage early in the day, somewhat like a homeless person. The object of a hobo chug is to be as messy/classless as possible... isn’t a true hobo chug if half isn’t soaking your shirt by the end.
“Hey wanna go to Siesta Key beach with me?”

“Only if we hobo chug beer first, I fuckin’ hate the beach...”
by FoxxyRoxy69 August 23, 2019
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Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.
Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!
by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011
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hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless
She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets
by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019
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hobo burger

A burger that emerged in the great depression. it is beef, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in tinfoil placed by a fire for a time while they cook. Then you add a bun then it is one of the best burgers you'll ever eat.
Yeah, we made hobo burgers for dinner last night, they were amazing!
by stingray1010 February 1, 2018
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hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.
Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.
by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010
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Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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