oral hershiser

The act of being fellated by a woman while standing (she's on her knees), cumming in her mouth, and pulling a quick 180 to then fire out a log into her cum-filled orifice.

Event form:
I'd been eating fiber bars all day to prepare for our Oral Hershiser.

Verb form:
She gave me oral, then I spun around and hershised that bitch.

by johnnyg11141983 March 17, 2008

hesheme

a guy with a va-china, see vagina, or a girl with an apollo rocket of love, see penis, i cant tell

corey hurm is a hesheme.

by joe November 24, 2003

hersh

to be quiet, huhs, shut-the-fuck-up, bequiet, silence, see hush

Jay: Ay man yo mam's haircut look like a dirty tennis ball
Michael Jackson: u kno what you can jus hersh

by Dejuante October 11, 2006

Hershey's Kiss

This is when you carefully rear-up to your lover's breast, but cheeks spread, and press your brown eye against her nipple - a little kiss!

My lover was looking for her chocolate treat, so I reared up and gave her a Hershey's Kiss!

by Shlongwoodian April 30, 2004

oral hershiser

When a female is giving you dome and somehow blows out her elbow like a major league pitcher.

Q: Why are you wearing a sling?
A: Well I was giving this guy and Oral Hershiser the other day and I ended up needing Tommy John surgery.

by Themaskedcrusader June 22, 2009

Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012

Hershey Squirts

1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.

"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!

by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x October 23, 2017