Handidextrous

Able to use the right and left hands equally well to masturbate.

He became handidextrous after carpal tunnel surgery because he was forced to pleasure himself with his non dominant hand.

by Witty Whit June 6, 2024

Handicap

Its old school and noone wants to use it. needs a new name and a positive vibe!!

The handicap person told me that they hate to use the name handicap.

by Jen007CA June 7, 2024

Handist

The discrimination of someone’s hand by size, shape, or dominance.

“Paisley writes like she’s left handed.” Handist

by Boxeater9000 February 26, 2025

handicap booty

when u get pounded so bad u cant walk anymore and u become handicapped

“Wow he was so good in bed last night that now I have a handicap booty”

by poopskeet123 September 16, 2025

Hedi Boy

Emaciated guys who listen to the hellp and starve themselves to fit into size 26 hedi slimane era slp denim

That hedi boy is crying because crybynoon inflated the price of lusters again.

by youngthugiphone5margielafuture November 5, 2025

language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey

I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.

by jeanine June 27, 2004

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007