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hand-to-hand wombat

When two women attempt to claw the other's eyes out, settling instead for the slapping of faces and pulling of hair, usually over a perceived insult or stolen man; typically confined to any TV show designed to condescend to women and thus reap huge ratings.
The words "bitch" and "whore" were screamed, soon followed by the inevitable hand-to-hand wombat.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2021
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Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
by Orcaheart April 21, 2021
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I’m one real hand crafted specimen
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Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.
Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*
by Markys wife January 30, 2022
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Hand Jive

Doing something by hand or with your hands. Example ... a truck is backing up a small trailer into a tight spot but cannot get all the way in so you unhook the trailer and hand jive it the rest of the way into the spot.
Where is the dolly to move the new desk into the back office ? We have four guys here let's just hand jive it, it will be quicker.
by Pvt. Joe Snuffy March 17, 2022
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Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
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hand sex

where you have sex with your hands minus the touching of the genitals.....so basically holding hands and stuff....but not touching any umm ya know...
me and tristan had hand sex last night!! it was magical... :D
by monalie July 1, 2005
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