Gunk Nigger

Mexicans named carlos or gabe

Friend 1: Hi, whats your name?
Carlos: Carlos
Friend 1: Stupid gunk nigger

by fyebuck October 5, 2025

gunk

To gunk (verb) means to explode and release the brain goo/gunk (noun), often at someone else. May also refer to when someone gets their brains eaten by someone and they get infected by prions and thy gets killed off in the mind. Getting another person's gunk (noun) on onesself will cause the consciences to merge into one.

"let's all gunk together"
"oh no! I got their gunk in my face!"

by hi.guys.is.me.moonlight October 28, 2025

Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Spinning gurnkick

A very noticeable swing of one's jaw whilst high on illegal/legal substances

Have you got a licence for that spinning gurnkick

Yo brother you just nearly poked my eye out with your spinning gurnkick

by Loztivo August 11, 2018