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Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
by Pipicidal May 6, 2024
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zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
by Bryn89 August 8, 2022
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government

Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything
Yo let’s raid Area 51

Yo chill the government is watching
by Mister I don’t know July 30, 2019
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Government

A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people
A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?
by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021
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Government administration

Paying vulnerable sector persons a 1800 era wage on odsp
This government administration gave me 27 months to live.
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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governmently

Wow governor Mike is governmently today
by Moneyshot1234 July 12, 2017
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Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time
You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck
by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020
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