big silly goose 

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"

gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!

big silly goose by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016

goose whacker 

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

goose whacker by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Goose-Faced 

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

Goose-Faced by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

Boss Gooser 

A gentleman who is particularly successful with women, and is instantly recognisable as such by his fellow men, but surprisingly not by women.

He has shagged so many women he is truly a boss gooser.

Boss Gooser by theletch January 4, 2010

Stuffed Goose 

A sexual act where all the holes in a women are penetrated by a man's penis, with the exception of the nose holes. Therefore, you would have one vaginal, one in the mouth, and one in each each

Jane: Melissa, you look exhausted. How was that party last night? Any action with Jimmy?

Melissa: Yeah, I actually agreed to do a stuffed goose with Jimmy, his best friend Carl, and their two other friends Matt and Craig! It felt AWESOME being stuffed!

Stuffed Goose by Red Samurai Mike December 7, 2012

Loose goose 

Typically used for when a women’s vaginal is very very loose. {loose pussy}

“Fuck bro shay Williams is a loose goose”.

“Oath she is the slut”

Loose goose by I bang drums n mums September 24, 2019

Goose Dump 

A crap so large, that when taken is so exquisite and satisfying that it gives you goose bumps during release.

"I was in a bad mood all morning, not knowing why, until I took an exhilarating goose dump. Now I'm happy as a pig in goose dumps".

Goose Dump by daust126 March 20, 2011