Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Pumping a grumpy

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

by Davehar March 28, 2025

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

Mean mr. Grumpy

A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.

Buuuuurrrrttt! Fuck i just left a mean mr. Grumpy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018