Stripper Glitter

A synonym for crabs

Damn, I think that bitch burned me with her stripper glitter!

by TDogg913 December 4, 2010

glitter

A weapon of stealth used to coat the desk, chair, and head of balding, fat history teachers. If used as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.

Monica sneaks up behind Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)

by Advanced Placement April 7, 2004

Gaithersburg, MD

Crap-hole filled with lazy pregnant whores and Slim Shady wanna-be's. Every girl over the age of 16 either has a kid or is pregnant and every white boy thinks he's all gangsta.

Home of the laziest shit fucks to every grace God's good Earth. If you start a business here, you better outsource your labor or hire illegal immigrants, because these people are lazy, pot smoking, shit-birds.

You might think since all the women do is get pregnant, that it would be easy to get laid but these Gaithersburg women are two-baggers at best...really just some ugly tattooed fuck-ups. Save yourself the frustration and just shoot yourself in the head before moving to Gaithersburg.

I love Gaithersburg, MD...It's like living in a giant trailer park. - Bob Goldberg

by Bob the Hatchet May 31, 2011

Glitter Herpes

The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.

You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.

by wordvomit November 8, 2010

glitter poop

GLITTER POOP IS SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF A UNICORNS ASS ALONG WITH RAINBOWS.

LOOK AT THAT! ITS SHITTING GLITTER POOP

by SEXYMCSWAG October 22, 2013

Glitter

A term used to describe the multiple offspring of gay celebrity couples.

‘Ben and Carl, both in Burberry Porsum, attended the premier along with their glitter.’

by pullmepushyou January 13, 2015

Glitterfied

A term describing a man as being blinded by the beauty of a woman with a, "glitter pussy." In other words, "whipped." He finds a woman so sexy, that he is almost in shock and is in an obsessive state-almost stalkerish.

"That sex was so good last night, that I might be glitterfied by this girl."

by Stephknee August 28, 2008