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glitter dick

Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.
Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day
by N_E_K May 30, 2016
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Glitterdick

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.
Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!
by Reeses lover January 13, 2007
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gchitter

A combination of the words "Google chat" and "Twitter" that comes from conjecture about the inevitable merger of Twitter.com and Google before the epic battle for control of the Internet against Facebook.com in the post-apocalyptic theories concerning the future of the Internet.
@glenncarl just used gchitter to IM @nateclay on how Twitter/Google just demolished Facebook's sharing applications.
by nckennedy February 19, 2009
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glitter sanchez

the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.
Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!
by lady gu gu February 18, 2010
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Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.
Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
by finalphoenix April 10, 2014
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glitter

A euphemism meaning fresh dropplets or globs of semen....often used by gay men.
"Last night, when I gave Jake a handjob, he shot glitter way across the room!"
by Mikeyboi April 10, 2004
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glitter-berry eyes

refers to the way your pupils look when your tripping on LSD.
Jada told me that I had huge glitter-berry eyes.
by sky May 10, 2003
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