attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
by Padge1982 September 7, 2010
Get the get turtlemug. To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.
by P-Cone November 27, 2019
Get the Get the whacksmug. by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021
Get the Get longmug. Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
by dreepos March 30, 2023
Get the Get a johabmug. by CassCat101 January 3, 2017
Get the gets wind ofmug. by Sissy.23 March 6, 2019
Get the Get Learntmug. hooking up for the first time, making out for the first time, having a girl/guys tounge in your mouth for the first time. you are a prude until you hook up hense the term getting depruded
by already depruded December 1, 2010
Get the getting deprudedmug.