gaffit

switch the g and the f's and u got it... (see moho)

Don't jack my donutes gaffit!

by Mr. Riblow September 24, 2004

Guff

you know beef, hate, jeolousy

What you got guff?

by Anoop George May 8, 2003

gruffy

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

1. We got gruffy in da parking lot after the club let out!

2. Dat bitch was trying to get gruffy cuz her friends was wit her

by ya know55 May 19, 2010

Gruff

The Pubic hair of an old person. Referred to as grey muff or grandma/grandpa's muff. (noun)

When I stayed at my grandparents house there was gruff all over the bathroom.
His plastic surgery fooled me about his age until I went down on him and found a forest of wild gruff.
I used my Grandma's gruff to create a Santa Beard.

by Yellow Foot Clouds August 21, 2009

gaffled

Getting beat down bad.

That dude totally got gaffled, he can't even walk straight any more.

by zap22 August 31, 2005

Gruff

To take ones hand and in an upward motion, pet or thrust your hand up the backside of a strangers/friends head in a more forcefull manner.

"Dude, you just gruffed that custodian!" "I know! His hair was all greasy, it was sick!"

by Lorts July 16, 2008

Gaffle

1. To get over on "The System" or "The Man".

2. To undercut

3. To lie for a cause

1. They trippin' at Target! I lost the receipt for this broke ass clock radio, so Im'ma have ta' bust a gaffle by buying the same clock and returning this old one the next day using the new receipt.

2.These niggas think they can gaffle my ass by payin me for only 8 hours when I worked 11... So, I just gaffled they asses back by fillin' out 2 time cards!

3. President Bush tried to gaffle America by associating Iraq with the war on terror... That fool knows it's all about the mutha fuckin' oil he can grease his pockets with!

by Herm aka: Dangle May 9, 2004