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green apple splatters 

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
green apple splatters by cpoc December 9, 2003
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Green Arrow

The greatest superhero ever. He's a total bad-ass that dresses like Robin Hood and has a mustache that puts Ned Flanders to shame. His weapon of choice is a bow and arrow. He is know to be a lady's man. I've heard rumors that he's slept with over 350 woman, and over 25 guys. That's pretty damn cool if you ask me.
Guy #1: Hey, what're ya reading?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. Just a fucking Green Arrow comic!
Guy #1: Oh.
Guy #2: Yep............so, wanna toss my salad?
Green Arrow by tyler_tcobb0823 September 5, 2008

green day fan 

there are a few types of GD fans. "newbe fans" or the "american idiot fans" are people who became fans of green day around american idiot being released. also known as "teeny-boppers"

"gilman fans"-green day doesn't have that many gilman fans anymore b/c most of them abandoned them shortly after the release of Dookie. also known as "sell out fans"

"obsessed fan"-someone who is obsessed with the members of green day instead of their music. much like the newbee fans. or teeny-boppers.

"true fan"-someone who has been listening to GD religously ever since they first heard GD. no matter when they first heard them, american idiot or 39 smooth. they will never abandon green day. these are the people who end up getting some sort of tattoo having to do with GD or its members.
"newbe fans/american idiot green day fans"- "OH MA FREAKING GOD!!! BILLY JO=THA SEX!"

"gilman fans/sellout fans"-"i hate green day! they used to be good! but now they're successful. damn that mainstream music!"

"obsessed fan/teenyboppers"-"did you know that Tre' Cool was born in Germany?! well i did!"

"true fan"-"green day is my inspiration. the way billie plays his guitar with so much intensity...it just so, amazing. and tre, well he's the best drummer. and mike, he holds everything together."
the masking of charlie kelly to become green man, first established in high school as his schools mascot.
charlie wears a green body suit and does some dancing, generally happens when drunk or drugged. frank referred to as 'holy shit that lizard talks!'
me: oh hey green man!
green man : *interpretative dance dance*
me: d00d you're awesome
green man by iamhardcore February 26, 2009

Green Room 

A room that performers wait in before they go on stage.

It is usually a small room that has a couch and is close to the stage. It is very rarely painted green!

I was a stage hand for 6 years and they told me the term "green room" came form the days of yore: The Shakespearian actors waited in a room full of green plants before they went on stage--thus the term " green room."

It also may be from the new or "green" performers waiting there before going on stage.
I was in the green room making out with Little Bo Peep!!

Did you see all the smoke coming from the green room OMG!!!

She won't come out of the green room: she's having a bitch-fit!
Green Room by thedzone September 24, 2009

Green Grouch 

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job
My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.
Green Grouch by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009

green neck 

Someone who wears fake chains. Gets its name because the wearers neck will turn green when the fake metals correspond with moisture such as sweat.
Dude: Aye bruh you seen Gabriel's fake ass chain?!
Dude 2: Yeah he's a green neck fo sho!
green neck by machonachtroll June 1, 2018