Fungercheese

The cheese that gradualy accumulates in a person's ass-crack and crotch area after he or she has gone several days without bathing.

Damn, I need to jump in the shower and wash the fungercheese out from under my nuts.

by Ridgelinewalker August 20, 2009

Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.

The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.

by Peado Bear December 3, 2010

Fart Funnel

The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex

Did he stick it in your fart funnel?

by Kobiath Bryant May 27, 2016

Lincoln Double Funnel

The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.

Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!

by Joe's Younger Cousin June 5, 2011

funnel game

A game in which a person places a funnel in their pants. The goal is to drop a quarter from your nose into the funnel. After a couple of attempts an onlooker pours water down the pants of the person playing.

We got that Ray kid so bad with the funnel game.

by Micheal Griffin December 12, 2005

funnel cakey

bits of breading which are fried and taste similar to a funnel cake, especially found at the end of tempura orders

These little funnel cakey things are so tasty.

by ChicagoGuy July 3, 2008

funeral line

A line of cars that would appear as in a police escort to a funeral.

Dude do you see that long ass line of cars, its like a freakin funeral line.

by Mr. Get It Done July 27, 2009