fucktard 

a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.

Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard

fucktard by Big R #1 January 9, 2011

fucktard 

A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.

Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.

fucktard by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011

Fucktard 

Person who is a Fucking Retard.

ie. I am really getting sick and tired of Tom Cruise. He really is such a Fucktard.

Fucktard by Dwainzd1 May 25, 2011

fucktard 

Someone who is so dumb and annoying that you conclude they are mentally disabled.

What a fucktard s/he must watch Fox News.

fucktard by Geof0 September 28, 2012

Fucktard 

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard
In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Conjunction Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost the award to the word cum-swapper.

"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac

Fucktard by Zboon Redrum March 14, 2013

fucktard 

A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.

Don't be such a fucktard
I am a fucktard.
A fucktard is your mom.

fucktard by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013

fucktard 

An annoying awkward person that is always disturbing.

Better don't be a fucktard

fucktard by goredme October 19, 2014